October Surprise!!

Oh no.
We never saw this coming.
Headline: : "Bin Laden's Location Pinpointed"

Best quote:

Former Navy Secretary John Lehman said Thursday that the Pentagon has pinpointed the location of Osama bin Laden in the Baluchistan Region of Western Pakistan, but is holding back on rounding him up because it could destabilize the government of Pakistani leader Pervez Musharraf.

Nice run-on sentence. The next paragraph is just one sentence as well.

Another quality quote:

"There is an American presence in the area, but we can't just send in troops," he told the Sun. "If we did, we could have another Vietnam, and the United States cannot afford that right now."

Look, if we can handle two concurrent Viet Nams while going it alone, we can totally handle three. I can't believe we have been right all along.

Ugh. Hopefully everyone heeded Howard Dean's warning about this.